stout-shako:

when u accidentally send a reply to a friend too early

(Source: fixitfelix-jr)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay)

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)